ALL AT SEA AGAIN – Echo and the Bunnymen at the Royal Concert Hall. Glasgow, 28 September 2011

One of my favourite bands and a concert I had been looking forward to for many months.  Playing the album in its entirety (Ocean Rain) which most fans would say was their best with a string section. Most would say that THE song on the album is the Killing Moon which, although a classic, plays second fiddle to the title track for me, which they rarely play live.  Had splashed out for VIP tickets which were advertised as including a meet and greet with Ian and/or Will, Tour laminate, Poster and front row seats.

 

Arrived at the venue very early and had a meal there where we could hear in the distance a sound check.  Posters were up which suggested there would be a strings section, a greatest hits section, then the Ocean Rain album.

Met up with Will pre-gig who was happy to pose for pics and sign anything you wanted, while proving to be a thoroughly nice bloke. Were also given a poster for the gig signed by Will and Mac, Live dvd and cd of Ocean Rain, but no laminates. Was looking like a good night was ahead.

Made our way to the front row (no drinks allowed to be taken into the Hall, although this was not advertised at the bar, so loads standing outside finishing drinks before entering).  Great seats and was positioned directly in front of where Will would be.

The opening set was by the Cairn String Quartet, which proved not to be a quartet as there were 6 of them!  Played a couple of classical numbers then some more contemporary tunes, the highlight for me was Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart”. Six immaculately dressed girls (one of whom was 16 that night, although they all looked much older to me.  That may be my age though). Very impressive, although it was clear there were a few piss-heads in even this early by a very drunk loud-mouthed woman behind us and a bloke shouting “Fucking Bunnymen” during their performance.

Let me clarify here I am a big fan. Although I far prefer the original Bunnymen stuff, I have been to see them countless times and still bought all the albums since they reformed, and go to see them whenever they come to Scotland. (Well into double figures). Although Les Pattinson was initially still with them when they reformed, Will Sergeant and Ian McCulloch always seemed to be the two that they had to have to make it the Bunnymen. Although Mac’s voice could no longer hit the high notes it once could, when he put his mind to it, he still had a great voice. He has been known to the odd hissy fit over the years. (Refusing to carry on at Oran Mor in Glasgow a few years back until a woman was removed etc).  He had often drank a lot on stage, but usually still kept it together. He liked to banter with the crowd, although it was often difficult to make out. Will’s guitar playing was always exemplary in my experience.

An interval next before the Bunnymen took to the stage, joined by the strings.  Bouncers came along the front row and told everyone that while they could stand, “The Artist had asked that no-one approach the stage”.  Strange.  There were also signs everywhere saying there could be no photography and those flouting this would be ejected.  The bouncers pounced on anyone taking out a camera or mobile phone as soon as they did.

So the “Greatest Hits” section first.  Opened with “Rust”, from second album after they reformed.  Mac said it was “A bit rusty” on completion. Went through a few of the classics and a lot of the newer music, but the band and the Strings when used sounded great. Mac seemed to be drinking a lot and was often quite amusing at this point, although messed up the lyrics a few times and was prone to talking during instrumental parts of songs.  Included Bring On The Dancing Horses and Never Stop. He criticised some of the band during this section, the crowd for being out of time, the lighting guy, but expressed his love for Scotland (as he usually does) and talked of his father having Scottish roots. “Rescue” seemed to go quite wrong towards the end. We heard for the first time something about a chocolate birthday cake, which he didn’t like which had candles on which he didn’t like. Not clear whose this was, but as I said, one of the String Girls had a birthday this day.

The Greatest Hits didn’t include the ones they usually do like The Back of Love, The Cutter, Lips Like Sugar or Nothing Ever Lasts Forever. I expected these were being saved for the encore.  This was what they did in December 2010 when I last saw them, when they played their first two albums, then came back to do some greatest hits.

Another interval before the Ocean Rain in its entirety.

Mac seemed to be getting increasingly drunk at this point and although it was great to hear some of the less played songs from the album such as Crystal Days and My Kingdom, he was becoming increasingly incoherent between songs and getting more abusive to anyone who shouted out. Had several shots at doing a comedy Scottish accent, talked of the birthday cake again.  The strings really enhanced the album and the band were playing well.  It was great to watch Will from about three feet away.  A master of his craft.  The Bunnymen have written some amazing songs over the years.

Mac was getting more and more incoherent and stopped “The Killing Moon” at least twice at the start to berate the crowd and give abuse to the sound engineer.

It reached the stage of the final song on the album.  The gorgeous “Ocean Rain”.  A few false starts as he tried to get the crowd to shut up.  By now, quite a few of the more drunk members of the audience were starting to become impatient.  “Get on with it” and several other things were shouted.  By now, Mac was having this and was swearing at and offering to fight anyone who shouted out.  To show how gone he was by now, he suggested at one point that “I will knee-cap yer fuckin’ head off”.

He had completely lost it by now and it was becoming more shambolic.  He stormed off before the song had properly started and left a bemused band and string section not having a clue what to do. The band eventually followed before a scared looking string section were also told to leave (who got a great round of applause from the crowd).

After a long gap, the strings, band and Mac returned.  Quite a few had left by now. Mac was apologetic and mumbled something about having had some bad news. He was crying by this point, which he also seemed to be doing when storming off. I hope he hadn’t, but it seemed odd when it was the crowd who seemed to be annoying him most.

The opening bars of Ocean Rain began again with Mac telling the crowd there was no point in him being there if the crowd were going to sing.  Seriously??? More arguing with the crowd who were getting very impatient by now. A cross between the impatience of “Just fucking sing it!” to the supportive “You can do it!” and “We love you”.  I would like to point out there were quite a few twats in the crowd.

Mac then spoke to the drummer and the Killing Moon was started again. Will looked at the drummer who shrugged. More ranting and across to speak in Will’s ear. Then shouted at Will “You didn’t even notice”, you are supposed to be my mate” and threw his mic in Will’s direction and stormed off.  I left this time. After applauding the band and the Strings off again.  They didn’t come back.

Paparazzi seemed to be taking pics of the crowd as they left.  Ran into three of the string section who were mortified by what had happened.

So expensive VIP tickets, a half day from work, a hotel for the night, train fares a great start then a complete shambles.  Mac seems on the verge of a nervous breakdown and Will and the rest of the band looked disgusted. They didn’t even play Ocean Rain.

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2011 Part 13 (27 August)

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL FRINGE 2011*

The last Saturday of the Fringe and rained on and off all day. The arrival of @TheBathBird today for a few days brought a new slant to proceedings.  She had driven back from France the day before then an early train up to Edinburgh meant that she was almost asleep when she arrived.

27 August

After getting Bathy checked into her hotel, a quick drink in the hotel bar then off to the first show of the day.

Show 35

Ava Vidal: The Hardest Word – The Stand 5, 5.05pm

Had waited for Bathy’s arrival before going to see Ava. The show looks at politics, race and celebrity and wonders if it is even worth saying sorry these days.  She also talked about her experiences of prejudice during her visits to Sweden, India and Australia.  The latter featuring a brilliant story about apples. For a topical comedian, the London riots and the News of the World scandal were also bound to feature.  Becomes more confident and relaxed every year with no shortage of funny. And for anyone who has seen Ava before, yes her daughter did feature in some stories. Slightly spoiled by a mad drunken Glasgow woman in the row in front who kept saying “yeah” “that’s right” “uh-huh” all the way through and a German woman in my row who laughed very loudly and very strangely for 40 minutes then got up and left before stopping at the door to say “This is too political.  It is supposed to be comedy”.  Hilarity ensued as Ava raced out the door after her!

Accompanied Ava up to The Pleasance Dome for her quick stint there before waiting for her to finish in torrential rain at the BBC Village (they still had beer) then we all visited the Mosque Kitchen for something to eat. No frills restaurant but very authentic and cheap. We then all went over to the Pleasance for a few drinks.

Show 36

Maybe it wasn’t well thought through to be going to a show at 10.30 when Bathy was clearly going to be dead on her feet, but I was keen for her to see as much as she could in her short time in Edinburgh.

Dead Cat Bounce: Caged Heat – Pleasance One, 10.30pm

My second visit to this, but I thought one that Bathy would enjoy. (If she could stay awake!). Another sterling performance from the boys and was a delight to see Bathy’s reaction to them.  I had told her nothing about them before the show, so she had no idea what to expect. A packed crowd in a big venue and more crowd ineraction than the previous performance I had seen.

Took Bathy back to her hotel then a couple of drinks before a taxi home. Another late night!

Celebrity Spotting: Susan Calman, Richard Herring, Mick and Shane from Dead Cat Bounce, Tom Fitzhigham, Sean Walsh and I’m sure loads more that I can’t recall.

*All views on here are my own.  They are unlikely to be the views of the Acts commented on and probably not the views of other attendees.  They, however, are wrong.

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2011 Part 12 (26 August)

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL FRINGE 2011*

So after a rest up the previous day barring an early start and a fitful sleep, I was raring to go (ish) today with only a night thing booked, so the chance to see a few things I’d had my eye on.

26 August

Well that had been the plan.  The Edinburgh weather decided against it. Pouring with rain and thunder and lightning meant that it wasn’t really worth going in. Thankfully it had cleared by late afternoon, so when I went for my first visit to the Edge Festival (The rock music part of the Festival) it was dry.

Show 34

Cast – HMV Picture House, 7.00pm

A quick phone call to the venue to find out that Cast would be on at 8.30 with support from Aaron Wright at 7.30. Arrived around 7.45 with Aaron in full flow at a pretty deserted venue. Sounded alright, although perhaps a little bland. Seems to be a lot of these singer/songwriters around these days. He appeared to have broken a leg, so stayed seated and left on crutches.

Celebrating 15 years since the release of their multi-platinum debut album ‘All Change’, John Power, Liam ‘Skin’ Tyson, Peter Wilkinson, Keith O Neill reformed in 2010 and were billed to be performing the best of their Britpop classics rom the mid 90s.

Just before half past 8, the venue filled up dramatically.  I can only imagine people were at other Festival stuff first. They played their hits from their heyday and interspersed them with a few new songs, which were ok, sounding very similar to their early material.  All the old “classics” were brought out – Alright, Sandstorm, Walkaway, Fine Time etc. Sounded exactly how they did all those years ago and a tight band.

Dramas of the evening included a pregant woman being helped out holding her face (a stretcher was brought through the crowd to her at one point) and someone at the front being dragged out by the bouncers, much to the annoyance of John Power, who insisted on the steward leaving after saying “That was fucking out of order.  Well over zealous. He did fuck all”.

Headed Pleasancewards after the gig and had a few drinks. Met up with Ava Vidal and her actor friend Lawrence, and then Dana Alexander later.

Celebrity Spotting: I have no recollection now.  Sorry!

*All views on here are my own.  They are unlikely to be the views of the Acts commented on and probably not the views of other attendees.  They, however, are wrong.

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2011 Part 11 (25 August)

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL FRINGE 2011*

After another late night, it was  ahuge struggle to get up for MacAulay & Co this morning, but it was to be my last one of the Fringe as I didn’t get tickets for the Friday.

25 August

Show 33

MacAulay & Co – BBC @ Potterow, 10.30am

Fred and Susan are good at this. Most funny when not going out live though.

Today all the “So You Think You’re Funny” finalists from were on.  Very brief stints for them.

Lucy Beaumont – Hull girl told a strange story about a crow landing on her head. Hmmmmm.

Fern Brady – Most amusing thing about the Sheffield was that she wouldn’t get off.  I think that each act was to get about a minute and the whole production crew and Fred were trying to get her off.

 Andy Clark – Tyne & Weir comic who said very little, but was quite amusing.

Stuart Hossack – Stuart from Southampton up next. Talked about bullying himself.

Alex Kealy – Selbourne comic who talked about “Chat!” magazine. Yes he did!

Nicola Mantalios-Lovett – South Tyne comic who was a bit cruder than everyone was expecting!  Production crew with strange faces as she spoke.  Funny. Talked of pulling a hair out of her bum and picking your partners spots.  Next up on the show was a trailer and Fred said to the audience during the break how sore it was to get a pube stuck under your foreskin. The mainly old lady audience was a bit shocked.

Dayne Rathbone – By miles the funniest, but much of it was visual. Not ideal for radio but really made me laugh. Australian.

Tommy Rowson - The man who ended up winning the competition. Londoner who seemed to be Welsh. Not sure how he won to be honest, but they didn’t get much time.

Other Guests

Helen Zaltzman and Olly Man

Helen and Olly came on and read from their “Answer Me This” book, where they answer random questions from the public. A bit hit and miss. Went on a bit.  That may have been me being grumpy at being so tired though.

Stuart Baggs

“The Brand” from the Apprentice show.  There are a lot of comedians at the Edinburgh Fringe. He isn’t one of them. Bad enough he has his own show, but how did he get on this? Appaling.

Andrew Bird

Talked about cooking measurements and the economy. Clever comedy.

Craig Campbell

Canadian comic who has been supporting Frankie Boyle. Saw him last year in around October and did his same routine about Scottish late night bakeries. Very funny, but seen before. Expected to be a star.

Arthur Smith

Fringe legend joined Fred on the couch.  Always nice to listen to.  Talked about his chat show this year at the Fringe where his guests come on drunk.

Shappi Khorsandi

Mainly talked about her drunken appearance on Arthur’s show. Also talked about her own show. Sounded ok but really didn’t look like she wanted to be there.

Alan Cochrane

Comic who seems to constantly be on telly without ever getting any more popular than he already is.  Decent enough comic.

Did have tickets for another couple of free shows today, but decided that rest was required, so with no shows planned other than a gig on Friday night, could probably go to a few shows during the day.

Celebrity Spotting: The Hamiltons.

*All views on here are my own.  They are unlikely to be the views of the Acts commented on and probably not the views of other attendees.  They, however, are wrong.

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2011 Part 10 (24 August)

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL FRINGE 2011*

It’s good getting tickets for MacAulay & Co, but you have to get up waaaay too early.

24 August

Show 29

MacAulay & Co – BBC @ Potterow, 10.30am

Fred in very playful mood pre-show today.

Richard Stillgoe

Piano player and singer and son of Richard, the former, erm, piano player and singer. The son is much better.

Hannah Gadsby

Saw Hannah at the Stand Comedy Club recently and she talked about the same things in the main. A funny lady.

Wit Tank

Sketch trio who did a couple of sketches. Popular at the Fringe, but didn’t quite work for me.

Benet Brandreth

Sounds and looks like his dad Giles. Been getting great reviews all through the Fringe. I’m guessing his show must be better than what he did here.

Jonathan Watson

Joined Fred on stage and talked about his one man show. A Scottish institution best known for his football impressions on Only An Excuse. Led to Fred, Susan and members of the audience doing impressions.

James Acaster

Another routine I’d already seen this year on a cheese grater.  That’s the joy of seeing so many compilation shows. The audience enjoyed this.  Finished with a great joke about apricots.

John Moloney

Did a brief stand-up before being the first guest on the couch. Did a clever routine on dogs.

Andy Parsons

Next up was the Mock The Week regular. Reacted well to what was going on.  Seeing him in his own show later the same day.

Tim Vine

I never tire of hearing Tim. Has a pun for every occasion.

You can hear the show here http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b013ngj1

Show 30

Tiffany Stevenson: Cavewoman – The Stand IV, 2.25pm

Tiffany had got food poisoning night before the show and warned the audience that she may be sick on them. Incredible scheduling meant she would be going straight to London for the final of ITVs Show Me The Funny after the show and returning to compete her run on the Friday. A very professional performer despite her illness and a funny comic too.

Show 31

Caroline Mabey: One Minute Silence – Just The Tonic at the Caves, 6.15pm

My return to see Caroline. Would the show be honed after her opening night? She continues to greet the audience at the door as they come in (where she informed me she was very hungover). Loved it. The Caroline I remembered from last year. Absurb and funny in equal measures and even a free bag at the end!

Joined Caroline for a drink after her show and a few of us went up to the Waverley pub and listened to the fabulous Maria Nash who is performing at 8pm until Friday.

Show 32

Andy Parsons: Gruntled – Assembly Hall, 9pm

Surprised to see quite a lot of empty seats for this, as he is only doing 9 shows, although it is a big venue.  A very up-to-date show, talking about recent political and current affairs events and all done in his own deadpan style. Very honed and professional and no short of funny.

It’s very easy to forget to eat during the Festival. You are constantly going between venues and drinking and then realise you don’t have time to eat again before the next thing. A quick bite to eat after this with Caroline before she headed off to an industry party. Headed up to the Pleasance for a couple of drinks and then couldn’t face a bus home so an expensive taxi got me home around 1.30am.

Celebrity Spotting: Tim Vine, Andy Parsons, Susan Calman, John Maloney, Tiffany Stevenson, Paul Merton, Richard Vranch, Mike McShane, Suki Webster, Phill Jupitus, Caroline Mabey, Matt Tiller, Sanderson Jones, Rhod Gilbert,  Sanderson Jones, Chris Waddle.

*All views on here are my own.  They are unlikely to be the views of the Acts commented on and probably not the views of other attendees.  They, however, are wrong.

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2011 Part 9 (23 August)

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL FRINGE 2011*

A poor sleep is not aided by another early start for today. Shows better be good today!

23 August

Show 25

MacAulay & Co – BBC @ Potterow, 10.30am

These are always pretty enjoyable. An hour and a half with a large number of acts and no time to get bored with anyone.

Tiffany Stevenson

Tiffany did most of what she had done at the Chortle event I saw. Does do a great joke about where she used to live if someone was referred to as “well read”, it meant they had sat in the sun too long.

Tom Rosenthall

Short stand up set from son of sports commentator Jim who told a couple of good stories about his dad. Adhered himself to the locals by wearing the tracksuit top worn by Denis Law at the 1978 World Cup.

Delete the Banjax

Couple of sketches from Popular Fringe foursome. Good one about an American coming to school in the UK.

Gareth Richards

So Gareth a couple of years ago at a compilation show. Liked him then and enjoyed him here.  Reckons the Tories should be called the Conservatories – making the housing of Parliament more transparent.

Imran Yusef

Imran did the same routine as he had done at the Tartan Ribbon Comedy Benefit, so I’d seen this very recently. Crowd seemed to enjoy it. I was mentioned after I booed at one point!

Carey Marx

Another routine I’d seen already! His very good one about overhearing a  conversation on a train.

Andy Zaltzman

Political satirist with a good reputation joined Fred on the couch.  Bemoaned the timing of the riots being on the same time as the Festival.

Paul Sinha

Next to the couch He’s a very funny stand-up.  Informed the audience of his run-in with Jim Davidson and his quiz going.

Shazia Mirza

Shazia was last on the couch to talk about her show about being called a busybody.

You can here the show here – http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b013nghx#synopsis

Show 26

Roy Hattersley –  RBS Main Theatre, 13.30pm

Hugely entertaining talk from the former politician about his latest biography on David Lloyd George. Roy stated that “I wouldn’t have trusted him with my savings or my sister, but in his years of radical greatness, I would have followed him to the death.”

Show 27

Josh Howie: I am A Dick – Stand 5, 6.20pm

This took place at a new venue this year, the Metropole Hotel in Picardy Place. I can only imagine the lack of numbers at this was due to it being held in unestablished venue. Hugely enjoyable show, with Josh begining by asking each member of the audience their names and then referring to them by name for the rest of the show. The show is essentially about awkwardness in social encounters and how much of a dick he was in each which is rated by the audience.  Lots of laughs in this and I’d highly recommend it.

Show 28

Idiots of Ants: Model Citizens – Pleasance Courtyard Forth, 8.30pm

Sketch show outfit that I go and see every year. Back to their brilliant best after a hit-and-miss show last year. A glorious ending which involves the whole audience and features sketches which included one about “what would the world be like if every conversation happened at gunpoint?” and a fabulous one about girls playing computer games. Genius.

Celebrity Spotting: Shazia Mirza, Andy Zaltzman, Paul Sinha, Fred MacAulay, Hardeep Sigh Kholi, Roy Hattersley, Ming Campbell, Ava Vidal, Josh Howie, Damo and Mick from Dead Cat Bounce, Sean Walsh, Richard Bacon.

*All views on here are my own.  They are unlikely to be the views of the Acts commented on and probably not the views of other attendees.  They, however, are wrong.

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Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2011 Part 8 (22 August)

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL FRINGE 2011*

So Monday and the beginning of the final week.  It goes by so quickly and yet my body feels it’s been on for months.

22 August 2011

It was dry today!  Miracle. Only two shows booked, so thought I may go to some other shows during the course of the day, but alcohol took over.

Show 23

Dusk Rings a Bell – Assembly One, 2pm

A play by Stephen Belber performed by Scottish actor Paul Blair (all Scottish actors have been in Taggart, and Paul is no exception) and Abi Titmuss, who has tried to give up on notoriety and turn her hand to acting. She was also in a play at the Fringe last year. This is the story of Molly, a slightly lost CNN worker who returns to her child home and bumps into the caretaker Ray, with whom she had a brief kiss with in her youth. The relationship shows sparks once again until Ray reveals that he was in prison for 10 years for his part in a hate crime. Very well acted and holds the attention for the hour and 20 minutes it is own. Decent American accents from both and Abi was surprisingly good. She was prone to speaking a little quickly at times and being slightly expressionless when she wasn’t speaking, but those are minor quibbles. An excellent performance from Paul which was only spoiled by the lack of people in attendance.  (I made it 20 for this performance and it is quite a big venue). Worth a punt.

A bonus up at Potterow before the next show as Shlomo, who is a British beatbox champion, performs in the Baby Bubble with Camille O’Sullivan and Soweto Entsha.

Show 24

Christopher Brookmyre’s Comedy Bookcase – BBC @ Potterow, 7.30pm

Scottish thriller writer Brookmyre (of whom I am a big fan) interviews Alexei Sayle about his career and comedy in all it’s forms.  Had no idea who was going to be on this, so it was a bit of a surprise who it was.  Particularly when I had spoken to Alexei the day before and he said he was up to do some radio work.

A fascinating hour which was recorded for future broadcast on BBC Radio Scotland, although given Alexei’s language, it will have to be edited very carefully if it is to go out on its allocated Sunday morning slot.

Celebrity Spotting: Another bumper addition. Mark Watson, Debbie Magee and Paul Daniels (who was using his umbrella to play two bollards he was walking past) and their rabbit, The Hamiltons, Soweto Entsha, Camille O’Sullivan,

Anita Dobson, Brian May, Sanderson Jones, 4 poofs without their piano, Sue Perkins, Terry Alderton, Jon Richardson, Matt Forde, Elliot and Andy from Idiots of Ants, Jason Cook, Justin Moorhouse, Carl Donnelly, Russell Kane, Jack Whitehall, David Schaal (Jay’s dad from The Inbetweeners), Sean Walsh , Shappi Khorsandi and Shane, Damo and Mick from Dead Cat Bounce.

I also finally caught up with Ava Vidal and had a drink with her and Dana Alexander and Hannibal Buress.

*All views on here are my own.  They are unlikely to be the views of the Acts commented on and probably not the views of other attendees.  They, however, are wrong.

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